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amazingriley:

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cra-yola:

I had sex with a drink and gave birth to Jell-o because fuck logic 

I had sex with a cat and created ed sheeran.. cool

I had sex with fanfiction and created John Green…

I had sex with a relationship quote and gave birth to Danisnotonfire…wow

I had sex with the fantastic foursome and gave birth to Phil… HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN!?!?!?!?!?!!!??

I had sex with Nathan Sykes and gave birth to Agnes from despicable me.

jmacroy-styles:

Well, First Harry, then we created Acacia Clarke. Mkay, like that mix.. 

I had sex with Harry Styles and gave birth to Niall Horan and Zayn Malik. ITS A SIGN.

I had sex with Harry Styles and gave birth to Niall Horan. HEY DAT’S ALRIGHT!

I had sex with a guy in a skate and created memphis may fire which im ok with

i had sex with R2-D2 and created a dolphin… FUCK YEAH 

I had sex with a bed room. a poster filled bed room. & created a duck iphone case.

I had sex with my thoughts and created a mosh.

I had sex with Matty Mullins and created Asking Alexandria


I had Sex with some legs and created Cara Delevingne. Cool.

I had sex with Niall Horan and gave birth to a teenage mutant ninja turtle… interesting :/

I apparently had a 3 way with Sam dean and cas and created animals…

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